- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

tea with milk?

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