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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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