Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What the hell are you doing?

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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