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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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