What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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