- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

I'm so punny.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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