- Anti Joke

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh