Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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