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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

The EPA.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Womens Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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