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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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