- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi mom

your mom is so stupid she got raped

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

so...um, yeah

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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