- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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