Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

this website even though its hilarious.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

im @ work, LOL.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

knock knock come in !

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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