- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Title IX

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Gus's mom

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

shut up elliot

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