- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

poop.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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