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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Golf.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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