Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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