A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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