- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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