One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...