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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.