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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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