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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Eric is gay Ha

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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