- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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