A hill billy went fishing

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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