A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

can you pass the soap?

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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