How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's your guys names?

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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