Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Obama = ebola

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Justin with a hat.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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bite me

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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