Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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It's all Taggart

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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