i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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