I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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rent a cops

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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