What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Women's rights

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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robin, get in the car.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Okay.

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Jordan is pregant

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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