- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

I'm so punny.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

The duck didn't cross the road.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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