- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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