- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

can you touch your toes? no

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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