- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Guess who is violent. Osama

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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