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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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