Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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