- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A train poops its pants.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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