Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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