A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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