Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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