Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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