What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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world society

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Michael Brown

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Black people.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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