- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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