Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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