- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Please don't shoot me

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

pull my finger (farts)

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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