- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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