Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Mahmy

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

yada yada

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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