A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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