- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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