My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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