A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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no.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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DEATH.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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