Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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