- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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