What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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The chicken crossed the road.

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The WNBA

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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no rasist joks

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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T u r n i p s

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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