- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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