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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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