- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What is green and slow Grass.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

batman farted so hes retarded

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

your mom is so fat.

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