knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Justin Bieber

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Boob

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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