- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

haha

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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