A women in the kitchen.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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if you don't like this you're gay

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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