Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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