- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Whats two plus two Four!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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