A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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