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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

osama bin laden is dead

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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