Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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