- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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