- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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