What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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