- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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