Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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CHORGLUND

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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A man penetrates another man.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A train poops its pants.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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