A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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