what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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