- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Who invented apple? God

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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