What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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