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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Cripples are lame.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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CHORGLUND

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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