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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Microwave

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Matthew Baker

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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