What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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The FCC

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What's your guys names?

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Matt is a Duster!

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Anti Joke

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