A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

The EPA.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Microwave

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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