What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

I'm so punny.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

knock knock who's there? hope

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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