What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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