alert("Hello");

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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willam dafoe

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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