How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

You're a big fat monkey.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

derp

CAVE JOHNSON.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

WNBA

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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