A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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gay pom...

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Get up Look in the mirror

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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