Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Cripples are lame.

What do black people eat? Food.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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