Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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whats white jizz

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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