- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water? I hardly know her.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Well this is pointless.....

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

cory

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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