What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Jebron Lames.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

pull my finger (farts)

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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