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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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