- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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