What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Anti Joke

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