- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A sober Irish individual.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Kevin and Ramin

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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