why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

save me from the nothing ive become

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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