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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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