What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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