anal seepage

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Women's rights.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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